( Fail beneath cut... )

The newbie's back with some more (not in script format) sporkage from the Life with Derek fandom. Because there is no shortage of strange and out of character bad!fic. Unfortunately. *sighs*

One Last Trip by LivingVampire.

Summary: Dasey! The family wants one more family trip b4 C D leave for college.

b4 C D? Are we playing battleship? BECAUSE I'LL ( Read more... )

New sporker! *waves* I ventured into the Life with Derek Pit the other day... it was scary. I should've learned by now but... *sighs* I just hope for good!fic and the Pit rarely delivers.

( Don't worry, everyone! It's not incest! )

I've been hard at work finding the worst summaries I can in a variety of fandoms over at the pit.
Fandoms insulted (by the authors, not me): Life With Derek, Phil of the Future, Ugly Betty, Camp Rock
Also, mods, can I possibly get tags for Ugly Betty and Phil of the Future? Thanks!

From Life with Derek

Why Derek? Why do you do this?" And for the first ( Read more... )

I was feeling daring, so I ventured into the Life With Derek section of the pit. Never again.

Derek had cried himself to sleep the night Casey lost her virginity to Sam.

*twitch*

I stopped reading after that, 'cause I was laughing so hard.

But if you're feeling brave or need a good laugh, feel free to check out the rest of the fic.